He waits; that’s what he does. And I tell you what: tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed tick… Ahab says “when are you planning to ice this monstrosity? I’m hungry!”

He waits; that’s what he does. And I tell you what: tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed tick… Ahab says “when are you planning to ice this monstrosity? I’m hungry!”

Looking back, this was the origin of what made Kitty Hannibal who he is today.

Looking back, this was the origin of what made Kitty Hannibal who he is today.

There is always one that has to count the sprinkles to make sure they’re choosing the cake with most on. Just pick one and move on asshole.

There is always one that has to count the sprinkles to make sure they’re choosing the cake with most on. Just pick one and move on asshole.

This was kitty back in the 80s… hairstyles were very different then.

This was kitty back in the 80s… hairstyles were very different then.

The joint birthday party was about to take a sour turn after they were expected to share. Everyone knew there would be tears before bedtime.

The joint birthday party was about to take a sour turn after they were expected to share. Everyone knew there would be tears before bedtime.

Timothy the cake eating cat is only chowing down to save his crazy owner from getting fat…apparently

Another case of Rohypnol cake, it really is the new cool drug these days

Another case of Rohypnol cake, it really is the new cool drug these days

Thou shalt obey icing

Thou shalt obey icing

Mission: Smell Cake
Mission Report: Cake smells like cake

Mission: Smell Cake

Mission Report: Cake smells like cake

Logan counted the candles; four. That’s twenty one in cat years. This was not a happy birthday

Logan counted the candles; four. That’s twenty one in cat years. This was not a happy birthday